Episodes
Anxiety? Throw it Out the Window Ep.47
Worst-Case Scenario on Mushrooms + Cheaper Coffee with Kindess and Bomblets in the Thrift Store. At 07:47 it's Golden Bachelor Recap: Eps 4 and 5. We'll miss you Ellen! At 11:25 Celsius gives Morgan lots of energy but also inescapable …
You're in a Bubble of Speed Ep. 46
Wood Table Home Remedies. News: Times Square and DTLA are back + Scheming Oysters on a Blind Date. At 05:08 Personal News: A new Swiftie and Love for the Farmers Market. At 7:44 A Debate on the Special Theory of …
We Should Get Sponsors Ep. 45
Don't Make Your Own Eyedrops! News: A complicated Robotaxi Accident + Reza tries to run across the Atlantic. At 9:05 It's a Golden Bachelor eps 2 and 3 recap. At 13:40 it's Double News with New Feature: Headlines Morgan Doesn't …
The Big "D" Ep. 44
Morgan's Dad is in the studio! Listeners show concern for Brian's eyes + Boy Math is Real. News: Losing Weight on Vacation in Europe + Viking Windows and Giraffe Poop Jewelry. At 11:58 it's Free Car Advice: The Downside of …
Home Remedies for 20/20 Vision Ep. 43
The Writer's Strike Officially Comes to a Close. News: Taxes on Taylor Swift Tickets + Kid Runaways and Art on Blank Canvases. At 8:14 We Talk About the Golden Bachelor Premiere (it did NOT disappoint). At 10:27 Morgan Goes Wild …
Making $$$ with Girl Math Ep. 42
Cracker Barrel Doesn't Represent the South. News: the Writer's Strike Might be Over Soon + at 3:46 The Golden Bachelor Premiers this Week (AHHHHH!!!!) and Geese are Taking Over Echo Park in LA. At 13:00 We Have Discussion About Shocking …
Trader Joe's and the Stir Fry War Ep. 41
The Show's First Controversy. News: Twinkies Be Rich Now + The Hambone Awards. Working Hard Surfaces Again for B and M. At 14:51 a New Segment: Clear the Plates! Restaurant Advice from a Master Server (Hint: it's Mogo) At 23:30 …
Fascinate a Woman with Cheese Ep. 40
Mogo's Mom is Faster than Brian...by a lot. News: Don't Nobody Know how to Reverse Diagonal Park in LA. Reading Your Fortune with Cheese. Whine and Cheese: Buying Mystery Wine in the Gym Parking Lot. Taking it to the Streets: …
Nobody Ever Suspects the Backhoe Ep. 39
The Eras Tour Never Ends. Change Your Name to Subway. Double News: Spankings instead of Tickets + The Voice that Never Ages + The Craziest Neighbor Feud of All Time. Like, Whoa. Scale of Joy: Trying to Keep the Numbers …
Zoo Pals, Hawks, and Snakes Ep. 38
Tricks to Get that Hotel Deposit Back. News: Movie Delays and Animal Attacks from the Sky. A Discussion on the Value of Hard Work. You Think What: Brian Races the Slowest Runner in the World. No Class Picks: Cutting your …
The World is Your Wing Ep. 37
This One's A Little Different. Expensive Pasta Sauce Gets the Ultimate Buyer. Regs Competing in Global Races. New Habits and New Sleep. Tales from a Vacation in Six Chapters. No Class Picks: Gas Station Etiquette and the Struggles of Freelance …
It's Too Hot for Cake Ep. 36
Crypto for the Apocalypse. Vegan Lice Live Forever. Brian's a Quail Man Now. Morgan's, the Queen of Girl Dinner. Schemes: That Guy's Paying for Me. It's Too Much Hot. Taking it to the Streets: Settling the Birthday Cake at Work …
Cillian Murphy. Oscar Isaac. Ryan Gosling. That's Girl Dinner Ep. 35
Immersive Art Goes Bankrupt + The Least Frightening Salon Robbery. Free Car Advice: Flat Tires + Hot Car Rescues. For Young: Rizz and Girl Dinner. No Class Picks: Mario Kart Racing at a Party + Class Should Match the Age …
Aggressive Compliments + Crying at Concerts Ep. 34
Amazon actually doing something good. Roller Coaster horror stories. Whine and Cheese: Canned Wines + The Extra Cheesy Edition. Lesson in Class: Doing Compliments All Wrong. No Class Picks: Sarcasm in the Workplace + Breaking the Wave at a Ball …
Guns In the Hope Chest Ep. 33
Life and Death Marriage Proposals + Saving Thousands Flying to College Every Day. Double News: Phubbing Ruins Relationships and Girl Dinner Feels Wrong + Little Free Blockbusters. An Update on Brian's Family History: The Hope Chest Hides a Secret. No...
Just Really Bad Cats Ep. 32
Otters Don't Play. SAG goes on strike. Brian needs to get a tattoo for the show to get funding. Dolphins have baby talk. A discussion about growing up on social media + A Debate: who decides what happens to your …
Fake Priests and Real Saints Ep. 31
Stop throwing phones at artists on stage! Confessing workplace sins to a fake priest. Brian's prevents a grifting + Morgan gets a nice hat. Scale of Joy: Brian's Highs and Morgan's Lows. Profile in Class: Katarina the Breakfast Angel. No …
The Best Actor in America Ep. 30
Vandalism at the Colisseum. Chat GPT, Attorney at Law. When fine acting meets a great scheme, Morgan gets took. Free Car Advice: The Repairs You Can Do on Your Own. No Class Picks: Learn People's Names + Is Brian's Phone …
There are Gods Here, Hide Your Cheeks! Ep. 29
Morgan and Brian both have animal stories somehow! Double News: Becoming Homeless in Old Age + Petty Boss Gets Busted. Taking it to the Streets: To Look at People While Driving or Not? No Class Picks: Great Shame in a …
Small Towns and Big Delays Ep 28
The Small Town Episode. News from Small Towns: Incriminating Search Terms + Polez 4 Kids. Whine and Cheese in Small Town Arkansas. Brian's Thoughts on Living in a Small Town and the advantages they have over Big Cities. No Class …
Pineapple Man Yassifies the Marathon Ep 27
We Know it's You, Stacey! Morgan saves a buck with Brian's Car Advice. Plus Aliens! Maybe! Running a marathon with a pineapple on your head. Taking it to the Streets: Settling the Debate - Do you knock? For Young: Yassification …
It's a Wedding Frenzy! Ep 26
Funding crime with Target merch. What happens when those in power drop their phone in water. A discussion on the Wedding frenzy and Love is Blind. Morgan's Letter to Instagram. No Class Picks: Selfies with the dying + Helpful Bus …
The Last Hot Pocket in New York Ep. 25
New York is sinking. Life and Death and HotPockets between roommates. Double News: Older People are people too. Is the new MoviePass worth it? Brian and Morgan debate the finer points of public bathroom etiquette. No Class Picks: Bike Crashes …
Will the Real Ketchup Boat Guy Please Stand Up Ep. 24
Ketchup Boat Guy is a fan of the show. Traffic Cops meet Self Driving Cars. Free Car Advice: Save money on your oil change. For Young: Ships + Melon n Finn. No Class Picks: Humans ignoring other Humans. Brian was …