We spend the day cooking with Brian's grandma. He "makes" biscuits supreme. She tells us all about the hopes and dreams of girls growing up in 1950s farm country. You ever heard of a hope chest?

The world's saddest bartender tells Brian people don't tip at an Open Bar. And a Lyft driver shares WAY too much about his "good times" at the Travelodge.

Morgan told the world how to be great in the film industry back on Episode 10, and this past week at the Oscars, she was proven 100% correct. Straight from the winners themselves. She's wise, that Morgan

7/11 gonna solve the electric car charging station shortage. They should throw in a cafe while they're at it. 311 calls in New York aren't emergencies, but who else do you call for a raccoon eating lasagna on your porch? And who works in the 311 department anyway?

Oh Thank Heaven for 7/11 charging stations. 311 calls are wild. Morgan's philosophy won all the Oscars this year. No Class Picks

The News Biz getting it wrong when it describes shows and movies. You can't just make stuff up. Also, a listener describes what it's like being on the other side of a parking lot pedestrian/vehicle collision. Stop hitting people with cars! And stop taking it! No class!

Morgan pays for her kindness. Some dudes just never stop talking. Get out of my car, dude. I gotta go.

Brian's within reach of the upper limits of the Scale of Joy after making a big change at work. Deduct two points for being super sick, though. And Morgan loves what she's doing at school, but it doesn't mean it isn't stressful.

You heard about the fantastical conditions for a Great Flood in California and now they might be here! Brian has the story. And Morgan tells us about how the most diehard Pokemon Go player in the world might be someone's Grandpa.

Morgan took over because Brian was sick as a dog. But the show must go on. Great Flood Conditions. Pokemon Grandpa. Scale of Joy. Lesson in Class. No Class Picks.

Morgan asks for clarity on the no class nature of answering the phone inside a restaurant. Listeners send Brian a story about Disneyland he can't ignore. Morgan calls out Brian for his no class sandwich choices.

Brian drops Master Technician level knowledge about car ownership. He explains new car warranties, and why Morgan shouldn't buy a new car key on Amazon.

Obesity numbers will be high in decade. What can parents do? Brian wants Raccacoonie at any price. Spoiler Alerts on this one.

The Saga of Ketchup Boat Guy. Words with meanings not found in English. We need help with pronunciations.

Ketchup Boat Guy Gets Found. New Words. Obesity in 2035. Everything Everywhere Up For Auction. Free Car Advice. No Class Picks.

Brian's Mom and Morgan's Dad blow their minds with how good partial retirement can be

Brian salutes a guy who stops talking. Morgan's got beef with people who test her in parking lots.

Find out the truth about English/French Kissing, whether ants wake up like you do, and how you can see the stars during the day. From Episode 12

Spotify's got a new tool that will soon put Brian out of a job. A ballet director gets nasty when he gets a bad review. Brian sings and Morgan loses it. From Episode 12

Spotify's new DJ. Feces at the ballet. 100 Percent Facts. New perspectives on Retirement. No Class Picks

Brian says "come at me". Morgan wonders if the troll was right.

Brian shares a profile on a class person with class moves.

We share some whines and some cheesy picks of the week. Join our wine club, lol. From ep 11.

Kids don't need glasses. AR contact lenses. Meth carrier pigeons. News from episode 11.