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April 21, 2023

No Class Picks: Charging Extra for Ice + Airport Store Rudeness

They're charging extra to add ice to drinks in San Francisco. For real. Plus, sometimes "have a nice day" sounds like an insult. NOTE: This segment is audio-only because of a camera issue. Thanks for understanding.

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April 21, 2023

For Young: Camp + Promposals

Lily joins the show to act as a Gen Z ambassador for Thatsnoclass. She tells us what the word "camp" means. And she explains why promposals are such a big deal to kids in high school today. NOTE: We had camera issues during this segment so it's audio-only. Thanks for…

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April 21, 2023

Retirement Schemes at Target

Morgan has the amazing opportunity to retire at 35 if she just joins these couples and meets their mentor. Totally normal thing to hear from strangers when you're shopping at Target. Right?

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April 21, 2023

News: Tesla Footage Memes + 1850s Dresses are Fire

Tesla employees like sharing funny memes and videos at work top, but they can use video from customers' cars to go viral on the work chat. Plus, Morgan tells about deadly fashion trends of the 19th century. Be careful around candles when your dress is flammable. Just saying.

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April 20, 2023

Ep 19 How to Retire at Thirty Five

Tesla footage becomes office memes. News from the 1850s. Pyramid schemes at Target. For Young: Camp and Promposals. No Class Picks: Polite goodbyes as insults. Plus, surcharge for iced coffee. NOTE: We had camera issues on the last two segments of the show so those segments are audio-only this week.…

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April 12, 2023

No Class Picks: Racism Salad + Telling People they Look Tired

Morgan fights back when a woman buying a salad tries to include her in a racist tirade. And telling someone they look tired if probably never a good idea.

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April 12, 2023

Lesson in Class: Money Don't Buy Class

Brian tells a tale about a man with all the money in the world, but no clue on how to host friends at his fancy house. Some people don't know what to do with money. Here's a hint: buy some curtains.

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April 12, 2023

100 Percent Facts: Left and Right Shoes

This book, man. This book. Talking 'bout, King George invented left and right shoes. But could it possibly be true? Brian finds out.

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April 12, 2023

News: Pope Francis Got Jokes + Jailbreak for IHOP

The Pope shows off his sense of humor after a stay at the hospital. And two guys go to all the trouble of breaking out of prison, but can't resist some pancakes. If you're gonna escape...escape, fool.

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April 11, 2023

Ep 18 Money Don't Buy Class

The Pope got jokes. Breaking out of prison for those IHOP pancakes. 100 Percent Facts: Left and Right Shoes. A Lesson in Class: Rich guys are bad hosts. No Class Picks: You look tired. Give me a salad with no racism on it, please.

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April 5, 2023

No Class Picks: Racism (duh) + a Rare Class Pick

No class picks from episode 17.

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April 5, 2023

"You Think What?" How Google Works + the Truth about Tesla Cars

"You Think What?" from episode 17

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April 5, 2023

Double News from Ep 17

Double news from episode 17. More sad crimes and prehistoric meatballs.

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April 5, 2023

News: Tricky Disney + The Saddest Crime

News from episode 17. Disney outsmarts the city. A woman pulls off the saddest crime for four days.

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April 5, 2023

Full Episode17 Crimes of Sadness

Disney's trick up its sleeve. Going back to high school. Double News. Mammoth Meatball. T Rex Lips. The Book Thief. You Think What? No Class Picks

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April 1, 2023

No Class Picks: Brian's Revenge + Group Projects are the Worst

Morgan called Brian out for his Subway sandwich order on Episode 13, now it's HIS turn. Cottage cheese anyone? And Morgan's classmates ghost her on a group project. No class, kids. No class.

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April 1, 2023

Debate: Are Beanies Douchey?

Not all beanies and not all times, but you know it when you see it. Morgan and Brian have different frames of reference, but a beanie is always a statement. Disclaimer: Morgan and Brian do wear beanies. It gets cold out there, man.

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April 1, 2023

News: The Greatest Novelist Con Man + The 311 Full Breakdown

Morgan finds the wildest story of a novelist who lied to everybody in his life and pulled it off all the way until the end. He lost his Espanish. And Brian said he'd do it in Episode 15 and here it is: the full explanation of just what the heck…

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March 29, 2023

Full Episode 16 A More Rational Cheese

You can call 311 for almost anything. An author's big lie gets uncovered. Debating the Douche level of wearing beanies. Making Biscuits Supreme with Brian's grandma. No Class Picks

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March 28, 2023

Hope Chests Before Diamonds

We spend the day cooking with Brian's grandma. He "makes" biscuits supreme. She tells us all about the hopes and dreams of girls growing up in 1950s farm country. You ever heard of a hope chest?

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March 24, 2023

No Class Picks: Open Bar No Tipping + Lyft Driver Gross Stories

The world's saddest bartender tells Brian people don't tip at an Open Bar. And a Lyft driver shares WAY too much about his "good times" at the Travelodge.

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March 24, 2023

Morgan's Philosophy Wins the Oscars

Morgan told the world how to be great in the film industry back on Episode 10, and this past week at the Oscars, she was proven 100% correct. Straight from the winners themselves. She's wise, that Morgan

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March 24, 2023

News: 7/11 Charging Stations + Most Memorable 311 Calls

7/11 gonna solve the electric car charging station shortage. They should throw in a cafe while they're at it. 311 calls in New York aren't emergencies, but who else do you call for a raccoon eating lasagna on your porch? And who works in the 311 department anyway?

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March 22, 2023

Ep 15 How to Win an Oscar

Oh Thank Heaven for 7/11 charging stations. 311 calls are wild. Morgan's philosophy won all the Oscars this year. No Class Picks

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